My co-workers and I have been making fun of Texas alot lately.... Gotta stop doing that; but in the legal world, it's so easy to:

Top 5 Reasons to make fun of Texas
(5) Texas is the only state where having a groom's cake with a big Texas flag on it is normal practice...
(4) Texas is the only state where being a Dallas Cowgirl is more respected than being a doctor...
(3) Enron was headquartered in Texas...
(2) Texas has the most number of executions annually of any state
(1) When you walk into a restaurant in Texas, you have to check your gun at the door.


Ok, but Texas does have some of the nicest and faithful people I've ever met: LIB, LN, JD, JS...

Ok, no more Texas jokes...