Nominate the ultimate jetrosexual?

Highlights from the "Commandments of a Jetrosexual" on the Virgin Atlantic website:

11. Thou shalt have thine passport ready to go at a moment's notice.

7. Thou shalt be able to order a beer in six different languages.

5. Thou shalt be able to pack a week's worth of clothes into a signle carry-on bag.

4. Thou shalt not own one of those inflatable neck pillows.

3. Thou shalt have at least one passport stamp from a country that now goes by a different name.

2. Thou shalt travel Economy class, on rare occasions, just to keep thineself humble.


Man, I love British humor.