Here's another great example of good West Wing wit:

When Donna's (Josh's assistant and romantic tease) ex-boyfriend drives her to the hospital after a car accident, he stops at a friend's house and has a beer. At that point, Donna leaves her ex's car and calls Josh to ask him to drive her to the hospital. Josh, being the upstanding guy that he is, naturally picks her up and drives her to the hospital (even though he's angry at her for something she did earlier in the day). Later, when he finds out her ex had stopped to get a beer on the way to the hospital, he says to her, "If you got into an accident, I wouldn't stop to get a beer." Donna replies, "If you got into an accident, I wouldn't stop for red lights."