So I've been shopping for a bookbag to carry all those heavy law books in addition to my future-to-be sub-5 pound notebook and I discovered an Eastpak laptop bag with wheels which looks good and it's cheap (sub $50). However, I thought this customer review was cute and funny.

"This bag is great! I bought it for my first grader grandson. Only problem is, there are TOO many places to put things! One day, he actually couldn't find his lunch. . ."